Final weekend, I spent a few hours on the semi-annual Downtown File Present in Toronto. I introduced alongside my common quantity of playing cash, $200, and began digging by the crates and containers in search of … I don’t know, actually. Treasure? One thing I didn’t know I wanted? A misplaced file from my youth?
After two hours, I gave up, discouraged. I’d purchased two issues: a Nick Drake compilation (I’m actually attempting to up my recreation with regards to British folks of the Nineteen Seventies) and a six-CD set of jazz recordings compiled by the Smithsonian (one other weak spot for me). Nothing else I noticed actually sparked any sort of pleasure.
Perhaps I’ve too many information already (about 7,000, should you should ask). Perhaps the joys of the chase has worn off. Or possibly I simply want some new objectives with regards to gathering. Slightly than in search of the same-old, same-old, maybe I ought to begin looking for extra bizarre and excessive stuff.
I’m not speaking about one other whacko Leonard Nimoy album (he recorded quite a lot of like The Two Sides of Leonard Mimoy or Japanese ultra-noise from Merzbow. (You’ll be able to hear a pattern of Merzbow on YouTube, and no, nothing is incorrect along with your machine.) No, I imply one thing extraordinarily specialised, very uncommon, and extremely private. Let’s name them “DNA information.”
You’ll be able to add no matter you need into the polyvinyl chloride used to create a file. There are additionally methods to press particular substances within the vinyl or into the house between two slabs of PVC.
Take, for instance, the brand-new launch from Fall Out Boy. Earlier this month, they unveiled a particular restricted version of their album, So A lot (for) Stardust that they name “Crynyl.” The PVC used within the manufacture of those 50 information comprises the precise tears from every of the band members (Crynyl/vinyl. Geddit?) Sure, actually emo tears for (because the band says) “most emotional constancy.”
Once they went on sale for US$99, they disappeared instantly. I haven’t seen any present up on the market on Discogs.com or eBay but, nevertheless it’s solely a matter of time. And when a duplicate does seem, it’ll have a price ticket of nicely past the unique value. It was created to be a invaluable collectible.
This bought me pondering: It’s a file with precise band DNA included. Are there extra albums like that on the market?
Sure. Sure, there are. Listed here are some information I’m considering for my new most-wanted file record.
After I was a child, I used to be fascinated when all of the members of KISS dropped a few of their blood into the purple ink for a comic book e book they had been creating with Marvel. Quick-forward to 2012, when Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips — a band well-known for being somewhat bent — satisfied Coldplay’s Chris Martin, Nick Cave, Erykah Badu, and Ke$sha to contribute a pattern of their blood for one of many editions of their File Retailer Day launch, Heady Fwends.
These blood samples had been sandwiched between two slabs of vinyl and the band offered 10 of them to “ wealthy Flaming Lips folks” for a beginning value of US$2,500 (plus $200 delivery). The cash went to the Oklahoma Humane Society.
I simply checked Discogs.com to see if any copies had been out there. There’s one — for $16,320.
Much more excessive was Meredith Graves, vocalist of a band known as Excellent Pussy. 300 copies of a 2014 album entitled Say Sure for Love had Meredith’s blood pressed into the vinyl. (Stereogum.com has extra particulars should you dare want to know.) In comparison with the Lips’ album, this one is a bit more inexpensive with a present going value of $133.
An excellent-gross file from a jazz band
Met Eohippus, a jazz combo from Denver. Blood? Boring. They combined their vinyl with urine. And hair from … someplace. 100 copies of a 7-inch entitled Get Your Hair Moist with Pee had been made with copies now buying and selling for round $100.
I’ll move.
Bear in mind the rampaging Keep Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters? When it got here time to launch a Thirtieth-anniversary version of the soundtrack in 2014, Legacy Data packaged the vinyl in a sleeve that smelled of, sure, marshmallows.
Likelihood is that the sweet odour has lengthy dissipated within the decade because it got here out — except you discover one nonetheless within the shrink wrap. The information value is round $30.
A intentionally smelly file
A bunch known as Drunk & Sexy issued a 7-inch single with scratch and sniff playing cards. The A-side was known as Poop Songs, so you possibly can most likely think about what we’re coping with right here.
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Perhaps that’s why copies might be had for lower than $3.00.
One way or the other, the band Emperor Sure bought their bands on fragments of an asteroid that hit the planet someday within the sixteenth century. These bits had been floor into mud and baked into the vinyl of a file entitled An Island Referred to as Earth.
A replica of this meteorite-infused file might be yours for round $300.
Maybe the densest and most sturdy of all storage media is human DNA. Give it some thought: These strands of protein should retailer all of the directions to make a human being with a minimal variety of errors. Though experiments with DNA storage return to not less than 1999, it wasn’t till ETH Zurich in Switzerland found out a strategy to retailer the digital audio of an album in the identical kind as genetic data, 920,000 brief strands poured into 5,000 glass beads. These beads are then saved in water and theoretically might be archived for tons of and even 1000’s of years.
There have been a couple of instances the place music has been transformed to DNA. Again in 2015, the Keutzer Quartet participated in an experiment the place a few of their music was transformed to DNA. The next yr, Microsoft demonstrated how a music video — on this case, This Too Shall Move from OK Go — may very well be saved this fashion. They later labored with boffins at UCLA to show their track Hungry Ghosts into DNA’s A, C, G, and T bases.
I’m most within the DNA model of Large Assault’s 1998 album, Mezzanine, the primary full album to be transformed to this format. If any copies had been ever made out there on the market, I’ve by no means discovered one.
Some years in the past, an organization known as Andvinyly started providing a service that pressed information out of a liked one’s created stays. The audio for the file may very well be absolutely anything the deceased or the household needs it to be: the dearly departed singing or talking are common selections.
Most are one- and two-off creations and whereas uncommon, most likely aren’t that attention-grabbing to non-relatives and pals.
Then once more, you by no means know what you’ll discover at a storage sale.
Alan Cross is a broadcaster with Q107 and 102.1 the Edge and a commentator for International Information.
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