NBC Information:
NBC Information has recognized the Colorado-based firms behind the Trump Bucks as Patriots Dynasty, Patriots Future and USA Patriots and reviewed dozens of social posts, on-line complaints and a whole bunch of deceptive advertisements for the merchandise. Moreover, NBC Information has discovered a minimum of a dozen folks like Amann who say they invested 1000’s of {dollars} after watching the pitches on Telegram and different web sites that strongly recommended that Trump himself was endorsing these merchandise.
“Now I’m questioning whether or not he’s conscious of this,” Amann stated of Trump.
Oh, you might be? You’re questioning whether or not Trump is aware of about this? Effectively, that’s very astute, John. As a result of if Trump had identified about it, you’d seemingly be languishing in a Mar-a-Lago dungeon along with your ATM PIN quantity embroidered over your gimp swimsuit shirt pocket. You need to contemplate your self fortunate, actually.
NBC Information additionally notes that the Higher Enterprise Bureau has given the businesses concerned within the gross sales an F score, partly as a consequence of 33 complaints which might be “unsparing of their criticism.” Which suggests nothing, after all. MyPillow additionally has an F score, and we all know how scrupulously trustworthy its proprietor and founder is.
Then once more, the FOMO is especially robust in relation to Trump Bucks!
Those that purchase these things, the advertisements from Patriots Dynasty, Patriots Future and USA Patriots counsel, will probably be rewarded when Trump unveils a brand new financial system that may flip these merchandise into authorized tender value way over the acquisition value.
Put money into a TRB membership card “issued by Donald Trump,” the advertisements from Patriots Dynasty, Patriots Future and USA Patriots declare, and the purchaser who spent, say, $99.99 on a “$10,000 Diamond Trump Bucks” invoice will have the ability to money it in for $10,000 at main banks and retailers like Walmart, Costco and Dwelling Depot.
So bizarre that these scammers thought they might idiot Trump supporters, of all folks. People who suppose Donald Trump was a great president—and need him to return to the Oval Workplace—are literally gullible fools. By no means noticed that one coming. Thoughts. Blown.
In fact, if you happen to’re a Trump supporter who needs to be 100% sure you’re getting scammed by Trump himself, you’ll want to do your analysis. Search for the official Trump Seal of Bamboozle, or just go to his web site (hyperlink not out there), which is sort of a 24/7 Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, solely barely extra unctuous and with marginally much less Eydie Gormé. Or possibly you’re already among the many 1000’s of donors who gave to Trump’s completely pretend election protection fund, by which case it’s possible you’ll already qualify for thousands and thousands of completely nugatory Trump Bucks—which, improbably, nonetheless have extra intrinsic worth than Trump’s bizarre NFTs.
Whereas scamming Trump supporters out of all their cash might sound enjoyable, it’s however unethical and unlawful. Which is why my new enterprise concept targets Trump haters—and is considerably much less unlawful than the Trump Bucks rip-off. Most likely.
My concept is a tackle Netflix’s unique enterprise mannequin, whereby I’d ship subscribers a vial and a return envelope, and so they can fill that vial with their urine at their leisure, ship it again to the house workplace, and relaxation assured that considered one of my simply expendable espresso boys will be dumping their piss on Trump’s grave for them. After I make my first million—which must be within the first quarter-hour or so after the web site goes up—I’ll retire and take down the positioning. As a result of it’s in all probability an unlawful enterprise. Although, to be truthful, it must be extra authorized than Trump College. However that just about goes with out saying.
And no, I gained’t be accepting Trump Bucks. Schrute Bucks however? Certain, why not?
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